TAEM FLYS
So ya thought ya might like to, go to the show? No seriously no. Here I am sitting on a 600 Euro genuine Herman Miller chair, comfortable, tidy and grey. Yes grey. In front of me a High tech 17’ widescreen lcd monitor. Wow. I’m so proud of being a human and, being able to see all this black stuff that shines. In other words I’m bored. The good old tedium. Tedium that compelled the caveman to draw that someday he’d like to hunt a buffalo. That made him toss a strange shaped rock and
- OMG! It goes Wheel!!
The same tediousness that drive me to sequentially press some plastic buttons in this bizarre order. Hey! A new mail, lemme see…
Yes, same crap. When I started working on Samefluid® I never imagined that I’d be spending time reading a list of names that sometimes are red, sometimes are black, always unimportant, rarely necessary. And Yuhu! Meeting invitation.
-Hello! Long time huh?
Yes, So what do you need me.
-I’d like to place a triangle shaped thing in this star shaped green thing. Because we need more integration between things and green things, once me complete this everything will be fine and steady and we’ll be able to start our new process.
Process of…
-We’ll be adding circle rounded holes. Since this is the last fashion, let me explain.
Wait why…
-Let me explain, check this diagram, there are yellow, red and purple…
At this moment I drowse. And Normally I awake with a So, What do you think? Or a Thanks everybody! I always pray for the Thanks everybody!
-So, what do you think?
You mean, about what specifically?
-I’d like to place a triangle shaped thing in this star shaped green thing. Because we need more integration between things and green things, once me complete this everything will be fine and steady and we’ll be able to start our new process.
I fight with all my strength to pay att.. hey, look at that funny spot on the floor it looks like…He stops talking.
It wont work. I say.
-But why?
It wont fit.
-Ok.
It surely could be solved anyway but a meeting. But he feels great, I mean spreading his control over me. Locking me in a room and all. Email don’t do that. emails are discretionary. A meeting is an event, a premiere, a fucking parade.
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English post for english readers ... I hope you don't mind

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A meeting sounds.. professional.
Yet, it means... NOTHING.
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